1 00:00:01,104 --> 00:00:02,347 Previously on Forgive Me. 2 00:00:02,347 --> 00:00:04,693 I think Noelle would be better off here. 3 00:00:04,693 --> 00:00:07,627 You were always so difficult. 4 00:00:07,627 --> 00:00:09,524 I was difficult? 5 00:00:09,524 --> 00:00:12,148 Gram, Christopher stole a car. 6 00:00:12,148 --> 00:00:15,805 The girl stays 'til you sort yourself out. 7 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:18,187 Thank you. 8 00:00:18,187 --> 00:00:21,189 I'm talking weeks, not months, not years. 9 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:23,363 Figure out what you're doing. 10 00:00:23,363 --> 00:00:26,849 I've got my limits, and you're this close. 11 00:03:10,666 --> 00:03:12,322 Jesus Christ! 12 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:13,220 Enough of that! 13 00:03:13,220 --> 00:03:14,497 Ow! 14 00:03:14,497 --> 00:03:16,014 Look, you can't stay awake all night 15 00:03:16,014 --> 00:03:18,120 and sleep in in the morning. 16 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:19,190 I don't have to be up. 17 00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:21,018 You missed morning prayers. 18 00:03:21,018 --> 00:03:22,572 Look, this isn't you. 19 00:03:22,572 --> 00:03:26,506 I'm taking you to see my doctor now, so get up. 20 00:03:28,646 --> 00:03:29,473 Get up. 21 00:03:33,201 --> 00:03:36,824 Over the counter sleeping pills? 22 00:03:36,824 --> 00:03:40,379 No sleep, just groggy the whole next day. 23 00:03:40,379 --> 00:03:43,208 Are you under a lot of stress? 24 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:44,036 Yeah. 25 00:03:45,210 --> 00:03:47,901 Unusual, something new? 26 00:03:47,901 --> 00:03:49,524 Yeah. 27 00:03:49,524 --> 00:03:52,319 Something that you could change? 28 00:03:55,494 --> 00:03:58,220 I found out that I'm a father. 29 00:03:58,220 --> 00:03:59,704 A father? 30 00:03:59,704 --> 00:04:02,258 A biological father. 31 00:04:02,258 --> 00:04:04,018 I already knew I'm the other kind. 32 00:04:04,018 --> 00:04:06,985 Right, well that sounds stressful. 33 00:04:08,401 --> 00:04:09,780 It's nightmares that have been keeping you up? 34 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:11,472 Yeah, yeah. 35 00:04:11,472 --> 00:04:15,268 So, maybe talking to a therapist would help? 36 00:04:23,136 --> 00:04:25,379 It's not just nightmares. 37 00:04:27,036 --> 00:04:30,590 It's like waking nightmares, waking dreams. 38 00:04:32,454 --> 00:04:34,697 We could be sitting here just talking like this, 39 00:04:34,697 --> 00:04:38,286 and then I could have one of these dreams, 40 00:04:38,286 --> 00:04:41,254 and then it just stops and I resume the conversation. 41 00:04:41,254 --> 00:04:42,461 Well, if you're tired enough 42 00:04:42,461 --> 00:04:44,360 you could fall asleep anywhere, anytime, 43 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:45,947 even for a few seconds. 44 00:04:45,947 --> 00:04:48,363 That happens sometimes. 45 00:04:48,363 --> 00:04:49,502 Other times? 46 00:04:51,951 --> 00:04:53,159 I see things. 47 00:04:54,506 --> 00:04:57,439 I hear them, and then it takes a while 48 00:04:57,439 --> 00:04:59,957 to figure out they're not real. 49 00:05:01,407 --> 00:05:03,754 I know there's not actually a dead guy on my ceiling 50 00:05:03,754 --> 00:05:06,687 talking to me even if I do see him. 51 00:05:09,413 --> 00:05:11,070 Could I be sick? 52 00:05:11,070 --> 00:05:13,003 Bipolar, schizophrenic? 53 00:05:14,245 --> 00:05:15,211 If you were schizophrenic you wouldn't 54 00:05:15,211 --> 00:05:16,523 see a dead guy talking to you 55 00:05:16,523 --> 00:05:19,214 and know that it shouldn't be happening. 56 00:05:19,214 --> 00:05:20,422 If you saw a dead guy talking to you, 57 00:05:20,422 --> 00:05:22,286 you'd talk back to him. 58 00:05:22,286 --> 00:05:24,425 I don't want to label you a psychiatric patient just yet. 59 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:26,358 That's a system, and once you get into it 60 00:05:26,358 --> 00:05:28,601 it's hard to get out of it, 61 00:05:28,601 --> 00:05:31,810 and the drugs, once you're on them, it's hard to get off. 62 00:05:31,810 --> 00:05:34,640 You're not sleeping, so that can cause hallucinations. 63 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:37,159 If we can get you sleeping we may have a cure. 64 00:05:37,159 --> 00:05:39,092 I'm gonna prescribe you something a little stronger, 65 00:05:39,092 --> 00:05:42,267 but I want you to see a neurologist. 66 00:05:42,267 --> 00:05:43,820 Neurologist? 67 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:47,305 I just see something in your eye, the back of your eye. 68 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:51,412 Just to make sure it's nothing more than being tired. 69 00:05:55,449 --> 00:05:56,933 So, how'd it go? 70 00:06:34,169 --> 00:06:35,722 Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. 71 00:06:35,722 --> 00:06:38,690 It's been a week since my last confession. 72 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:39,863 Yes, my son. 73 00:06:41,658 --> 00:06:42,831 I masturbated. 74 00:06:42,831 --> 00:06:43,660 You did? 75 00:06:44,591 --> 00:06:45,661 How was that? 76 00:06:48,904 --> 00:06:50,216 I was asleep. 77 00:06:50,216 --> 00:06:51,700 I was half asleep. 78 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:56,739 It's a real problem since we got cable. 79 00:06:56,739 --> 00:07:00,914 You know, films and things before bed, Two and a Half Men. 80 00:07:05,159 --> 00:07:09,300 Father Gene's room sounds like a war zone some nights. 81 00:07:11,646 --> 00:07:14,477 I didn't watch television, it was a dream. 82 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:17,789 I mean, it started as a dream. 83 00:07:17,789 --> 00:07:20,171 These things happen. 84 00:07:20,171 --> 00:07:22,655 It gets easier when you get older. 85 00:07:22,655 --> 00:07:25,139 For all men, not just priests. 86 00:07:26,451 --> 00:07:28,591 What were you thinking of? 87 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:34,146 I was dreaming about the mother of my child. 88 00:07:34,146 --> 00:07:35,631 Really? 89 00:07:35,631 --> 00:07:36,804 Why? 90 00:07:38,012 --> 00:07:40,531 There's something sweet about that. 91 00:07:40,531 --> 00:07:42,844 It wasn't any of it sweet. 92 00:07:44,051 --> 00:07:45,846 You have to think of different thoughts 93 00:07:45,846 --> 00:07:47,330 when you become aroused. 94 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:50,677 You know, something that you don't find sexy. 95 00:07:50,677 --> 00:07:52,989 Replacement thoughts. 96 00:07:52,989 --> 00:07:56,441 Not things that upset you or that are sad. 97 00:07:57,648 --> 00:07:59,650 You don't have to punish yourself, 98 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:03,825 just mundane, taking out the trash, raking the leaves, work. 99 00:08:08,898 --> 00:08:10,106 You have to be careful not to 100 00:08:10,106 --> 00:08:12,625 eroticize the replacement thought. 101 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:15,524 I couldn't rake the leaves for about five years. 102 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:21,494 Go on. 103 00:08:30,432 --> 00:08:32,261 Hi, Father. 104 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:34,262 Sister John Dominic. 105 00:08:34,262 --> 00:08:35,747 I haven't seen you here before. 106 00:08:35,747 --> 00:08:36,817 Well, usually I go to Holy Mother 107 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:38,438 when I have something to confess, 108 00:08:38,438 --> 00:08:41,476 which is less and less as the years go by, 109 00:08:41,476 --> 00:08:42,959 but I heard there was some new blood, 110 00:08:42,959 --> 00:08:46,652 so I thought I'd spread my sin around some. 111 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:48,446 Well, it's good to see you. 112 00:08:48,446 --> 00:08:52,449 It's been a week since my last confession. 113 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:53,312 Okay. 114 00:08:53,312 --> 00:08:55,141 I skipped communion. 115 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:57,626 It's Father Phil. 116 00:08:59,593 --> 00:09:03,216 He's constantly touching his hair during the sacrament. 117 00:09:03,216 --> 00:09:04,907 Touching the Eucharist, touching his hair, 118 00:09:04,907 --> 00:09:07,047 touching the Eucharist. 119 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,220 I don't know what's Christ's body 120 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:10,187 and what's Father Phil's dandruff. 121 00:09:10,187 --> 00:09:11,153 It's gross. 122 00:09:13,328 --> 00:09:15,812 I can talk to Father Phil, 123 00:09:15,812 --> 00:09:18,228 let him know that he's deterring people. 124 00:09:18,228 --> 00:09:19,712 That would help. 125 00:09:21,748 --> 00:09:23,404 Don't say I said so. 126 00:09:27,063 --> 00:09:29,927 I mean, maybe you can say that slicking back his hair 127 00:09:29,927 --> 00:09:33,481 during the sacrament is prideful, you know? 128 00:09:34,689 --> 00:09:37,553 Not mention the brill cream on the Eucharist. 129 00:09:37,553 --> 00:09:38,796 I'll be delicate, sister. 130 00:09:38,796 --> 00:09:39,797 Thank you. 131 00:09:40,901 --> 00:09:42,350 These things are. 132 00:09:44,110 --> 00:09:48,735 I spent a lot of the week gossiping, I'm afraid. 133 00:09:48,735 --> 00:09:51,081 The parish is buzzing lately. 134 00:09:52,841 --> 00:09:56,085 You want to know what the gossip's about? 135 00:09:56,085 --> 00:09:58,087 Well, if you feel it's part of your repentance. 136 00:09:58,087 --> 00:09:59,708 I'm not sure. 137 00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:03,436 The gossip is pretty much all about you these days, Father. 138 00:10:04,263 --> 00:10:05,092 Is it? 139 00:10:07,059 --> 00:10:10,061 Seems like you have quite a history. 140 00:10:12,201 --> 00:10:14,099 Well, tongues will wag. 141 00:10:16,101 --> 00:10:19,068 New priest in the big house and all. 142 00:10:22,554 --> 00:10:26,074 We all have histories, Sister John Dominic, 143 00:10:26,074 --> 00:10:28,766 but gossip and slander about them is a sin. 144 00:10:28,766 --> 00:10:29,732 Certainly. 145 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,079 That's why I'm confessing it. 146 00:10:34,495 --> 00:10:36,875 Well, it seems like a special trip out of your way. 147 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:38,394 No, no, no. 148 00:10:38,394 --> 00:10:42,293 I just thought you should know that people are talking. 149 00:10:45,986 --> 00:10:48,713 There's a rumor, a bastard child. 150 00:10:51,473 --> 00:10:53,544 It's what they're saying. 151 00:10:54,993 --> 00:10:57,478 That's a little bit archaic, isn't it Sister, 152 00:10:57,478 --> 00:10:59,272 to demean a child? 153 00:10:59,272 --> 00:11:01,585 It's Deuteronomy. 154 00:11:01,585 --> 00:11:05,139 A bastard shall not enter the assembly of the Lord 155 00:11:05,139 --> 00:11:07,141 even to his 10th generation. 156 00:11:07,141 --> 00:11:09,176 That could be the legacy. 157 00:11:11,731 --> 00:11:13,559 She's an innocent child. 158 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:15,699 She's like any child. 159 00:11:15,699 --> 00:11:16,527 Is she? 160 00:11:19,530 --> 00:11:22,152 No one recalls a christening. 161 00:11:22,152 --> 00:11:22,980 She was. 162 00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,191 Not Catholic. 163 00:11:34,851 --> 00:11:36,059 You know, this hardly seems like a confession 164 00:11:36,059 --> 00:11:39,131 Sister John Dominic, are you through? 165 00:11:45,722 --> 00:11:47,344 I'm sorry, I would have thought 166 00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:50,864 that you would've been appreciative. 167 00:11:50,864 --> 00:11:53,348 That you might want to have been forewarned 168 00:11:53,348 --> 00:11:56,110 that your secret's out, not to the whole congregation yet, 169 00:11:56,110 --> 00:11:59,561 but to the Sisters and some of the clergy. 170 00:12:00,423 --> 00:12:01,976 I thought that maybe you 171 00:12:01,976 --> 00:12:05,151 would want to be proactive, preemptive. 172 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:09,810 You know, Father, your reputation 173 00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:12,571 is the reputation of this church. 174 00:12:13,744 --> 00:12:15,987 It's not just yourself you're disgracing. 175 00:12:15,987 --> 00:12:18,610 Are you angry with me, Sister? 176 00:12:23,372 --> 00:12:26,789 I have no right, but I am disappointed. 177 00:12:32,483 --> 00:12:34,415 Father, I've dedicated 23 years of my life 178 00:12:34,415 --> 00:12:36,348 to the Catholic church. 179 00:12:36,348 --> 00:12:40,282 I'm doing all of it right here in this diocese. 180 00:12:41,179 --> 00:12:43,491 In three years or five years 181 00:12:43,491 --> 00:12:46,805 you are going to be head of this parish, 182 00:12:48,944 --> 00:12:51,636 and I will be subservient to you. 183 00:12:53,154 --> 00:12:57,295 I am already subservient to you, and I accept that. 184 00:12:59,849 --> 00:13:03,403 It's a little bit of a bitter pill, 185 00:13:03,403 --> 00:13:07,544 but I learned to swallow my pride before your voice cracked. 186 00:13:12,928 --> 00:13:15,274 It would go down a little bit easier 187 00:13:15,274 --> 00:13:17,760 if you were a respectable man. 188 00:13:22,626 --> 00:13:25,282 Respectable men don't get teenage girls pregnant, 189 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:29,423 and let them wander off to have the child without him. 190 00:13:32,392 --> 00:13:33,634 God did that. 191 00:13:36,947 --> 00:13:38,223 God did that. 192 00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:40,847 So, He did. 193 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,196 Father. 194 00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:50,026 They're gonna come after you. 195 00:13:50,992 --> 00:13:52,959 You have a coveted spot. 196 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,585 There are not a lot of young men going into the priesthood, 197 00:14:00,585 --> 00:14:04,037 but a lot of them would like your job, 198 00:14:04,037 --> 00:14:08,178 and the older ones would love to stave off retirement. 199 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:14,113 They have a secret on you that could ruin you. 200 00:14:16,357 --> 00:14:20,049 You're gonna have to get something on them. 201 00:14:20,049 --> 00:14:21,499 Do your homework. 202 00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:25,675 That's what I came to tell you. 203 00:14:27,883 --> 00:14:28,849 Thank you. 204 00:14:30,713 --> 00:14:32,818 You're welcome, Father. 205 00:14:39,064 --> 00:14:40,445 God the Father of Mercies 206 00:14:40,445 --> 00:14:42,032 to the death and resurrection of your son, 207 00:14:42,032 --> 00:14:43,861 you have reconciled yourself to the world, 208 00:14:43,861 --> 00:14:45,344 and sent the Holy Spirit amongst us 209 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:46,691 for the forgiveness of sins. 210 00:14:46,691 --> 00:14:48,244 Through the ministry of the church 211 00:14:48,244 --> 00:14:50,107 may the Lord grant you pardon and peace, 212 00:14:50,107 --> 00:14:51,418 and I absolve you from your sins 213 00:14:51,418 --> 00:14:53,179 in the name of the Father and of the Son 214 00:14:53,179 --> 00:14:54,420 and of the Holy Spirit. 215 00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:55,905 - Amen. - Amen. 216 00:14:55,905 --> 00:14:58,321 Thank you, Father. 217 00:14:58,321 --> 00:14:59,908 Sister John Dominic. 218 00:14:59,908 --> 00:15:01,495 Yes? 219 00:15:01,495 --> 00:15:02,980 100 Hail Mary's. 220 00:16:09,065 --> 00:16:10,964 Forgive me, Father. 221 00:16:10,964 --> 00:16:12,033 I'd been bad. 222 00:16:15,105 --> 00:16:16,208 Put it out. 223 00:16:23,111 --> 00:16:24,906 What do you want, Christopher? 224 00:16:24,906 --> 00:16:26,734 I hear I'm an uncle. 225 00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:29,081 Victoria. 226 00:16:31,393 --> 00:16:33,395 I thought you were a virgin. 227 00:16:33,395 --> 00:16:34,429 I'm impressed. 228 00:16:34,429 --> 00:16:36,293 Thank you. 229 00:16:36,293 --> 00:16:38,640 It wasn't supposed to be a contest. 230 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,124 Well, you would have lost. 231 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,920 How come I'm not the godfather? 232 00:16:45,645 --> 00:16:49,787 Well partly because of your completely godless existence, 233 00:16:49,787 --> 00:16:51,236 and secondly I don't think that 234 00:16:51,236 --> 00:16:52,996 they let you have children in prison. 235 00:16:52,996 --> 00:16:56,413 You probably would have sold my kid for a pack of smokes. 236 00:16:56,413 --> 00:17:00,002 I see your point, so how is fatherhood, Father? 237 00:17:00,002 --> 00:17:01,899 You know, I've come close six or seven times myself, 238 00:17:01,899 --> 00:17:03,694 but it always ended bad. 239 00:17:03,694 --> 00:17:05,385 As far as you know. 240 00:17:05,385 --> 00:17:07,145 True, who knows how many of them 241 00:17:07,145 --> 00:17:08,698 I've got walking around South End? 242 00:17:08,698 --> 00:17:10,044 Okay, Christopher. 243 00:17:10,044 --> 00:17:11,079 If you want to talk I can meet you somewhere, 244 00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:13,357 but I'm on the clock right now. 245 00:17:13,357 --> 00:17:14,530 There's no one waiting to confess. 246 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:17,670 Well, there might be a rush. 247 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,327 Where are you staying? 248 00:17:19,327 --> 00:17:20,155 Home. 249 00:17:22,364 --> 00:17:23,192 Home? 250 00:17:25,055 --> 00:17:26,194 Grams? 251 00:17:26,194 --> 00:17:27,195 Of course. 252 00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:32,165 Listen to me. 253 00:17:33,682 --> 00:17:37,238 I just just got her to agree to look after my kid for me. 254 00:17:38,548 --> 00:17:40,205 You're gonna F everything up. 255 00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:41,931 Not this time. 256 00:17:41,931 --> 00:17:43,380 You know, I've taken the blame 257 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:44,622 for pretty much everything that's gone wrong 258 00:17:44,622 --> 00:17:46,452 with this family, but not this time. 259 00:17:46,452 --> 00:17:48,556 You're not gonna pin this one on me, 260 00:17:48,556 --> 00:17:51,076 but I'm sure you'll find a way. 261 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:57,287 Christopher, I never blamed you. 262 00:17:57,287 --> 00:18:00,187 I didn't blame you for a single thing, 263 00:18:00,187 --> 00:18:02,257 and I saw how you went from Point A to Point B, 264 00:18:02,257 --> 00:18:04,673 so I made my own mistakes. 265 00:18:04,673 --> 00:18:07,330 I know, and I'm loving it. 266 00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:10,850 Seeing how you'd be judging me if I had the love child, 267 00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:12,990 I get chills it's so good. 268 00:18:14,611 --> 00:18:16,682 You're right. 269 00:18:16,682 --> 00:18:18,442 You're right I would have judged you if it was you, 270 00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:19,615 and I'm sorry. 271 00:18:20,858 --> 00:18:21,686 Are you kidding? 272 00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:22,860 I'm psyched. 273 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:24,446 Psyched to be an uncle. 274 00:18:24,446 --> 00:18:26,690 I'm gonna take the kid to the first strip club. 275 00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:27,863 You're gonna come running to me when they're 15 276 00:18:27,863 --> 00:18:30,106 'cause they hate your guts. 277 00:18:31,832 --> 00:18:33,350 I'm kidding. 278 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:36,560 Look I know I'm in the way, but I got nowhere. 279 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,873 I just need to lie low for a little bit. 280 00:18:42,357 --> 00:18:45,325 Where have you been, Christopher? 281 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,050 I wonder, did you do something again? 282 00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:48,051 No. 283 00:18:48,051 --> 00:18:49,501 I'm broke. 284 00:18:49,501 --> 00:18:51,226 Times are tough out there. 285 00:18:51,226 --> 00:18:52,848 Haven't you noticed? 286 00:18:52,848 --> 00:18:54,677 Gram doesn't have any money. 287 00:18:54,677 --> 00:18:57,024 I just want to sleep in my own room. 288 00:18:57,024 --> 00:18:58,232 It's not our room anymore. 289 00:18:58,232 --> 00:18:59,680 The couch then. 290 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,062 Listen to me, at some point 291 00:19:03,961 --> 00:19:06,859 at some point child services, they're gonna come around, 292 00:19:06,859 --> 00:19:08,102 and they're gonna check out 293 00:19:08,102 --> 00:19:09,309 my child's living situation, okay? 294 00:19:09,309 --> 00:19:12,105 There can't be an ex-con sleeping on the couch. 295 00:19:12,105 --> 00:19:15,245 Look, I just want to see Grandpa before he dies, okay? 296 00:19:15,245 --> 00:19:16,902 We were close. 297 00:19:16,902 --> 00:19:18,557 Not like you. 298 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:21,043 You're a mama's boy, you know? 299 00:19:23,216 --> 00:19:25,425 You must be fucking stupid. 300 00:19:26,943 --> 00:19:29,808 I thought you'd actually want my help. 301 00:19:29,808 --> 00:19:33,466 Well, thanks for setting the record straight, Father. 302 00:19:41,955 --> 00:19:43,129 Two or three? 303 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:48,788 You got the big apple, then the Charleston. 304 00:19:51,549 --> 00:19:53,275 This is ridiculous. 305 00:20:00,936 --> 00:20:01,764 Hey. 306 00:20:07,251 --> 00:20:09,632 I got a big wedding coming up, 307 00:20:09,632 --> 00:20:12,772 and the bride insists on a swing dance. 308 00:20:12,772 --> 00:20:14,981 It's a whole craze. 309 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,603 Ton of YouTubers. 310 00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:21,813 I could teach you. 311 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,093 I can't wait. 312 00:20:25,989 --> 00:20:28,440 Take it from the top, okay? 313 00:20:32,443 --> 00:20:33,271 Big apple. 314 00:20:47,524 --> 00:20:50,836 - Now very good there. - And, the twist. 315 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,983 That's my fault, I apologize. 316 00:21:00,983 --> 00:21:02,293 You were doing great. 317 00:21:02,293 --> 00:21:03,536 It wasn't that funny. 318 00:21:30,108 --> 00:21:32,283 Do any of you know any priests with kids? 319 00:21:32,283 --> 00:21:33,801 How would that work? 320 00:21:33,801 --> 00:21:34,629 I know one. 321 00:21:34,629 --> 00:21:36,286 I met one from Texas. 322 00:21:36,286 --> 00:21:37,494 Texas? 323 00:21:37,494 --> 00:21:39,736 Yeah, he was an Anglican priest. 324 00:21:39,736 --> 00:21:43,084 In the 80's and 90's the entire Anglican church 325 00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:46,604 had some bru-ha-ha about the rewriting of their holy book, 326 00:21:46,604 --> 00:21:50,745 so his congregation was schism, so they turned Catholic, 327 00:21:51,712 --> 00:21:53,989 and he became a Catholic too, 328 00:21:53,989 --> 00:21:57,509 and went from being the vicar to being the priest. 329 00:21:57,509 --> 00:21:59,407 Well, there you have it. 330 00:21:59,407 --> 00:22:01,167 I never met one. 331 00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:05,343 You're thinking about what it'd be like to be dad? 332 00:22:05,343 --> 00:22:08,483 We all do when we're you know, 25, 30, 333 00:22:10,002 --> 00:22:12,521 when all the people you grow up with start having babies. 334 00:22:12,521 --> 00:22:14,867 We think about what we're missing. 335 00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,558 We do not all. 336 00:22:16,558 --> 00:22:18,698 Whose having kids at 25 these days? 337 00:22:18,698 --> 00:22:21,873 Whatever, I'm just telling him it's normal. 338 00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:23,081 Well, marriage and children 339 00:22:23,081 --> 00:22:25,048 are the preoccupations of this world. 340 00:22:25,048 --> 00:22:27,567 Our occupation is of the next world. 341 00:22:27,567 --> 00:22:30,155 Is that supposed to help? 342 00:22:30,155 --> 00:22:31,363 Well, it's the reason. 343 00:22:31,363 --> 00:22:32,571 No. 344 00:22:32,571 --> 00:22:34,400 Inheritance, that's the real reason. 345 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,608 Yeah. 346 00:22:35,608 --> 00:22:37,092 Before the Middle Ages which is 347 00:22:37,092 --> 00:22:40,439 half the history of Christianity, 348 00:22:40,439 --> 00:22:43,027 priests were allowed to have multiple wives, 349 00:22:43,027 --> 00:22:46,065 concubines, children, so Pope Pelagius 350 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,859 made all new priests agree that their children 351 00:22:48,859 --> 00:22:52,034 couldn't inherit to clear up any confusion 352 00:22:52,034 --> 00:22:53,415 about what belonged to the church 353 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,726 and what belonged to the priest. 354 00:22:55,726 --> 00:22:57,383 Now, the priests didn't like it 355 00:22:57,383 --> 00:23:00,110 so eventually they banned marriage for priests all together. 356 00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:02,801 Illegitimate sons couldn't inherit. 357 00:23:02,801 --> 00:23:05,596 Daughters didn't inherit anyway. 358 00:23:05,596 --> 00:23:07,495 It was a money thing. 359 00:23:07,495 --> 00:23:09,668 Well, that's not the way I was taught it. 360 00:23:09,668 --> 00:23:12,844 Well, your education was lacking. 361 00:23:12,844 --> 00:23:15,363 Until the 11th century there were too many priests 362 00:23:15,363 --> 00:23:18,159 who considered the endowments and the gifts to the church 363 00:23:18,159 --> 00:23:20,608 to be their own property, and they were acting like gentry 364 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:23,300 and passing it onto their sons. 365 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:26,096 Christ didn't marry and Christ didn't have children. 366 00:23:26,096 --> 00:23:27,751 That's why. 367 00:23:27,751 --> 00:23:30,133 Yeah, that's why. 368 00:23:30,133 --> 00:23:33,273 1,000 years of tradition is not enough. 369 00:23:33,273 --> 00:23:34,792 It's also good to be able to talk about things 370 00:23:34,792 --> 00:23:36,173 when they bother you. 371 00:23:36,173 --> 00:23:37,656 You can talk to me. 372 00:23:37,656 --> 00:23:40,176 Nevermind Tango and Cash here. 373 00:23:40,176 --> 00:23:44,282 It's a small price to pay to devote your life to God. 374 00:23:53,531 --> 00:23:55,911 ♪ Step into the light 375 00:23:55,911 --> 00:23:59,328 ♪ When the loneliness confounds you 376 00:23:59,328 --> 00:24:00,812 ♪ Step in step in 377 00:24:00,812 --> 00:24:03,055 ♪ Step into the light 378 00:24:03,055 --> 00:24:06,886 ♪ When Babylon confounds you 379 00:24:11,579 --> 00:24:13,753 ♪ Away 380 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:15,479 ♪ Step in step in 381 00:24:15,479 --> 00:24:18,619 ♪ Step into the light 382 00:24:21,104 --> 00:24:23,933 ♪ Step in step in 383 00:24:23,933 --> 00:24:26,246 ♪ The light 384 00:24:37,461 --> 00:24:39,222 Next time on Forgive Me. 385 00:24:39,222 --> 00:24:40,463 I did ask my brother. 386 00:24:40,463 --> 00:24:42,776 He said he'd help me. 387 00:24:42,776 --> 00:24:44,295 How? 388 00:24:44,295 --> 00:24:48,332 Well we didn't get into a plan, but I thought pills, 389 00:24:48,332 --> 00:24:51,265 and then I read somewhere that you could 390 00:24:51,265 --> 00:24:55,648 get the shot from a vet, what they use to kill dogs. 391 00:24:55,648 --> 00:24:58,408 You want to be put down like a dog? 392 00:24:58,408 --> 00:25:02,171 I just want to go to sleep and not wake up.